my design, not yours
askwillssassystag asked: Don't worry Will. No matter how lonely it gets in jail, I'll always show up to visit you just when you thought you'd regained some sanity or that you were going to sleep. Don't kid yourself. Neither of those are ever happening. Embrace your insanity. Love me.

i’m sure this is supposed to be some kind of reassuring, but it’s not i’m sorry i disLIKE YOU PLEASE

Anonymous asked: did you guys catch the cheesecake ripper yet

no, but i heard if you go to safeway, they have some artificial cheescakes on sale

Anonymous asked: hey free willy how u feeling

i’m feeling a bit tasty and insane

whocouldhavepredicted asked: It fucking rhymes.


Anonymous asked: 7 dogs and counting occasionally starring the dog man in jail

it’s just 7 dogs right now unless alana’s stealing┬átaking in dogs in for me

what the actual fuck

Anonymous asked: Don't you have some dogs to steal or something. Oh, wait, you're in jail.... HAHA FUCKIN LOSER

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coffeeclint asked: Oh goody you're back. I was starting to think Hannibal had eaten you or something.

at least in jail i’m safe from that anus lecter

ask-sassy-michael asked: One time I got locked in hell

my life’s a living hell

guys, spock has this fucking monthly phase where he confesses his fucking love for me christ help